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Wendy Pua | Malaysia Chinese Lifestyle Blogger

毕毕, 这是给你的。
说你是吴宗宪的饭史! ~

01.有一只熊走过来    有备而来(有bear来)
02. 第十一本书      不可思议(book11 )
03. 哪一种蝙蝠不用休息  不修边幅(不休蝙蝠)
04. 一个人被刷成金色    一鸣惊人(一名金人)
05. 羊停止了呼吸      扬眉吐气(羊没吐气)
06.手机不可以掉到马桶里  机不可失(湿)
07.小玉对小明说她爸爸性无能 欲罢不能(玉爸 不能)
08.狗过了独木桥就不叫了  过目不忘(过木不汪)
09.蜜蜂停在日历上     风和日丽(蜂和日历)
10.两个男人坐在石头上       一石二鸟
11.一群女人在聊天     无稽之谈(无鸡 之谈)
12.一群人拿鸡蛋砸枪    枪林弹雨(枪淋蛋雨)
13.画家喜欢画粗的绳子不喜欢画细的绳子 出神入化(粗绳入画)
14.搬建中的钢琴     一见钟情(移建中琴)
15.拿筷子吃饭       脍炙人口(筷至人口)
16.鸡与鸭的对话         鸡同鸭讲
17.一百零一了            一了百了
18.有十只羊,九只蹲在羊圈,一只蹲在猪圈   抑扬顿挫(一羊蹲错)
19.羊打电话给老鹰,老鹰接起电话说 喂  阳奉阴违(羊phone 鹰 喂)
20.谁家?有电话?     天衣(天衣无缝 phone)
21.谁最了解鸟类?      惊弓(惊弓之鸟)知鸟
22.古人为什么要卧冰求鲤?    冰冰有鲤(礼)
23.为什么公马跑的比母马快?     快马加鞭
24.为什么帽子脏了要翻面再戴?张冠李戴(脏冠里戴)
25.为什么刚出生的小孩就死了?    出生入死
26.什么动物没有方向感-- 麋鹿 迷路
27.为什么老师从小就叮咛我们要珍惜四支箭? 光阴似箭(四箭)
28.为什么附中?          胎死腹中(附中)
29.怎样让鸭子不会飞走? 插一只翅膀给牠(插翅难飞)
30.怎样使麻雀安静下来?   压牠一下(鸦雀无声 压雀 无声)
31.那位古人跑的最快? 曹操 说曹操曹操就到
32.哪一种蛇有很多嘴巴?      七嘴八舌(蛇)
33.洗脸的叫脸盆 那洗手的呢?   金盆(金盆洗手)
34.喝哪一种果汁最辛苦?      绞尽脑汁
35.在地狱的断头台看得到什么?     鬼头鬼脑
36.神的交通工具是什么?宝贝 神奇(骑)宝贝
37.如何分辨香肉店与狗肉店的不同?   狗肉店店门口会挂羊头(挂羊头卖狗肉)
38.什么动物可以贴在墙上? 海豹(报)贴在墙壁上
39.什么颜色最会模仿? 红(磨坊)模仿
40.星星有多重?     8 公克 (starbucks 星八克)
41.溜马队的miller死了以后会变什么?    弥勒佛
42.为什么"七上八下"七在八的上面?   (超欠打的~~)因为 八在七的下面
43.为什么你看不到上帝的老二?   天机不可泄漏(天鸡)
44.哪一首歌歌词有"李玟"?   月亮代表我的心( 李玟我爱你有多深  ....)
45.什么鸡最慢? 尼可 基德曼
46.哪一种蛇生命力最强?    三吋不烂之舌(蛇)
47.为什么冰山只有一角 ?    另一只脚被铁达尼号撞断了
48.为什么汉子不出门?     因为 出了门就变 门外汉
49.辣妹什么地方最香? 腊梅处处香
50.最排斥你的人是谁? 大肠,因为你是大便.
51.av女优最喜欢周华健的什么歌-- 亲亲我的宝贝
52.会大便的面是什么 --拉面
53.小男孩子小便,打一歌名? 陶哲(吉吉)(掏鸡鸡)
54.猴子最讨厌什么线? 并行线,因为没有相交(香蕉)
55.象皮、老虎皮、狮子皮哪一个比较差? 象皮,因为橡皮擦(象皮差)
56.狼、老虎和狮子谁玩游戏一定会被淘汰? 狼,因为:桃太郎(淘汰狼)
57.孔子有三位徒****贡.子路.和子游,请问哪一位不是人? 子路,因为指鹿为马(子路为马)
58.布跟纸怕什么? 不怕一万只怕万一 (布怕一万纸怕万一)
59.麒麟飞到北极会变成什么? 冰淇淋(冰麒麟)
60.星星.月亮.太阳哪一个是哑巴? 星星,因为:鲁冰花歌中有一句「天上的星星不说话」
61.铅笔姓什么? 萧,因为:削(萧)铅笔
62.马、虎、狼三种动物,请问是谁把龙藏起来了呢? 狼,因为:卧虎藏龙(wolf藏龙
63.为什么蚕宝宝很有钱? 因为.....蚕会结茧(节俭)
64.蝴蝶, 蚂蚁, 蜘蛛, 蜈蚣, 哪一个没有领到酬劳? 蜈蚣,因为:无功(蜈蚣)不受禄
65.哪为历史人物最欠扁? 苏武,因为:苏武牧羊北海边(被海扁)
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~ Here are what I grab, from all the stila counter KL..
(bcoz of this, dai koan auntie and me are got more topic on it ... haha)

1. smudge pot -jade
2. smudge pot - cobalt
(this 2 really save me alot, at 1st i wan to buy KATE GEL EYE LINER cost me about RM50,
Now only with RM56, i can grab 2 different color gel eyeliner that is made in USA!)
3. long wear lip color - paramour

4. Stila eyeliner brush No.13
(Ehmm......., Why this brush is made in CHINA de?)

5. perfecting foundation - shade e
6. perfecting concealer - shade e
(This Color is totally match with my skin color)


But Question is here :
Actually Foundation& Concealer shade
Need to be 1x lighter from the skin color,
or need to same as skin color???

7. smooth skin moisture powder foundation compact
(If i got a chance to choose again, i will choose the angel compact de!! ~Cute Cute Ner~ )
8. automatic brow definer refill

9. automatic brow definer case
10. illuminating tinted moisturizer spf15 - shade 2


Unfortunately Some of the thing i wan to have it, but is already OOS in the market!



contouring trio

i got a round round face from time to time, with this my face may looked smaller.
usually i jz bought a 1x darker shade 2way powder as a contouring my face, but i realised it is too heavy on my make-up ..



Stila Make Up Case


(Picture Courtesy from Miu )

A Limited Edition CollectibleStila Make Up Case



Make Up Question is here :
Actually Foundation& Concealer shade
Need to be 1x lighter from the skin color,
or need to same as skin color???

(Expert Answer Needed!!)

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台灣高鐵700T造型便當盒, 以700T型列車車頭為原型設計, 內附可微波的餐盒, 可
愛列車圖案筷子及湯匙, 讓大小朋友享受歡樂用餐的氣氛, 兼具實用與收藏的價值!

700T車體造型外盒,內有可微波餐盒,底座以高架橋墩作為展示台及餐具盒 (內含
筷子、湯匙),除了可以作為便當盒使用, 也可作為收納盒之用。
太口爱哦, 我想要得要我的命说!!!
谁有呢???
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KLM Royal Dutch Airlines will be flying in 3,000 tulips to be sold for charity at the Concourse Level of Sungei Wang Plaza on Saturday, 9th May, 2009 from 11.00 am onwards (while stock lasts) in conjunction with the Mother’s Day Celebration.

The tulips in a variety of colours, will be sold at RM5 each. This year, the tulips will be sold at RM1 lesser than last year's price of RM6 with the assistance of Rabobank. The bank is subsudising RM1 and also donating an additional RM1 for each tulip sold. The proceeds from the Tulips Charity Sale will be donated to the Children’s Cancer Fund, University Malaya Medical Centre.

See you at the KLM Royal Dutch Airlines’ Tulips Charity Sale at Sungei Wang Plaza – a venue that has hosted the Charity Sale since it was first initiated in 1998. Your generosity towards such a charitable cause is much appreciated.

I Will Hunting For THis, AnyOne ????
Hehehe... Dunno My Bb WIll Knoe About it or not le...
Dun K La, I will Go myself oo ..
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